HAPPY BREAKING DAWN PART 2 DVD RELEASE DAY EVERYONE! It’s a bittersweet day isn’t it? Last Twilight DVD release, well, let’s be real it’s probably not the LAST. Summit will most definitely find thousands of ways to release different editions of all 5 films together and separately just because they can. I don’t know about you but I’d pay big money for the audition tapes..winkwinknudgenudgesummit.
& Happy March everyone! I’m always excited for February to end and March to begin..it means we’re that much closer to spring!
I wasn’t originally going to post FFF on a Saturday but it being DVD release day I think it’s quite perfect! Here’s a bunch of rec’s I truly hope you enjoy!
Title: A Rough Start
Summary: Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
“And do you remember the last time you saw Miss Stanley, Mr. Cullen?”
The way she kept saying his name, ‘Mr. Cullen’, made Edward think she was going to put him in handcuffs and haul him off to prison if he even looked at her wrong.
Edward let out a loud burst of air. “Gee, uh…it’s been years. At least five, I’d say. We dated a little bit after high school but then she moved to Oregon with her parents and I stayed here. Why?”
Instead of answer, Heather pulled out another photograph, this time, of a little boy with piercing green eyes and light brown hair.
“How about this picture. Do you know who this is?”
Edward looked down at the child and instantly saw the resemblance to Jessica. But aside from the eye color, there appeared to be nothing that genetically tied him to Edward.
“I don’t have any kids,” Edward said without delay.
Why? I loved the concept & plot – it definitely intrigued me when I first saw this fic. The fact that the woman he’s talking to is named “Heather” also might’ve caught my attention
Title: Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher
Summary: Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. “Yeah, but do you think we should’ve told him that she’s the police chief’s daughter?” One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH
Emmett and I watched from the cafe window as Edward pulled on a pair of sunglasses and pulled the hood of his jacket up.
“Dude, do you think he’s going to go through with it?” Emmett asked, watching the scene play out before us. “Steal her purse, I mean.”
“Well, it’s not like you gave him much of choice,” I said as I watched Edward cross the street. He approached a young woman with long, dark hair window-shopping further down the street.
“Yeah, but do you think we should’ve told him that she’s the police chief’s daughter?” he asked.
I laughed; of course we could’ve told him, but where was the fun in that?
Why? That title made you think whhhhhhat?! Then you read the summary and you might even laugh to yourself, I know I did. I loved this story because it felt so random and yet awesome at the same time.
Title: Failure To Thrive
Summary: Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexually insatiable and Bella has been told she’s frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm
“How ’bout you? What’s your crime?”
“Insatiability,” he replied- his forehead wrinkled in an intense frown. He didn’t say anything else. He wasn’t smirking. His face was devoid of any irony. He actually looked…. troubled?
“Oh come on.”
“Huh? Oh! You think that was a line? No… uh… Miss Swan, is it? That was definitely not a line. I do not hunker in sex therapy offices to admit to pervy conditions in order to pick up women. I didn’t mock you. Please extend me the same courtesy,” he said with stilted dignity.
“Hunker, huh?” she snickered at him.
“Troll, loll, lollygag, skulk. Take your pick.”
“Swan…? Ms. Swan? Room two please. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.”
Why? I just love this. I was laughing within the first minute of reading this & in the best way.
Title: Puff Paint, Glitter and Tattoos
Summary: 1ST PLACE WINNER IN THE WAYWARD PUSHERS “I’M WITH THE BAND CONTEST” – A boy band. A crush. A concert. A best friend’s brother who is the exact opposite of every fantasy Bella’s had… up until then.
Our little screen door slammed behind me and I stopped dead in my tracks as I took in the car waiting for us.
It was black, sleek, sexy… and small.
However, my reaction to the car wasn’t nearly as strong as the one to the boy, man, stepping out of it. Black boots and dark ripped jeans swung out of the door as he climbed out. His faded navy shirt hugged his lean frame in the best way.
Why? I have this obsession with one shot’s. Why you ask? If I start a long fic then I won’t stop until I’m done reading it..it’s a problem. So, to solve that, if I want to read really badly but don’t have a lot of time I read O/S. It works. I found this one and fell in LOVE! It’s cute and fun and flirty and sexy.
If you check out any of these fics…tell them StrictlyRobsten sent you