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HAPPY BREAKING DAWN PART 2 DVD RELEASE DAY EVERYONE! It’s a bittersweet day isn’t it? Last Twilight DVD release, well, let’s be real it’s probably not the LAST. Summit will most definitely find thousands of ways to release different editions of all 5 films together and separately just because they can.  I don’t know about you but I’d pay big money for the audition tapes..winkwinknudgenudgesummit.

& Happy March everyone! I’m always excited for February to end and March to begin..it means we’re that much closer to spring!

I wasn’t originally going to post FFF on a Saturday but it being DVD release day I think it’s quite perfect! Here’s a bunch of rec’s I truly hope you enjoy!

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Title: A Rough Start

Author: ItzMegan73

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5319052/1/A-Rough-Start

SummaryOvernight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!

 

Status: Complete

Excerpt: 

“And do you remember the last time you saw Miss Stanley, Mr. Cullen?”

The way she kept saying his name, ‘Mr. Cullen’, made Edward think she was going to put him in handcuffs and haul him off to prison if he even looked at her wrong.

Edward let out a loud burst of air. “Gee, uh…it’s been years. At least five, I’d say. We dated a little bit after high school but then she moved to Oregon with her parents and I stayed here. Why?”

Instead of answer, Heather pulled out another photograph, this time, of a little boy with piercing green eyes and light brown hair.

“How about this picture. Do you know who this is?”

Edward looked down at the child and instantly saw the resemblance to Jessica. But aside from the eye color, there appeared to be nothing that genetically tied him to Edward.

“I don’t have any kids,” Edward said without delay.

Why? I loved the concept & plot – it definitely intrigued me when I first saw this fic. The fact that the woman he’s talking to is named “Heather” also might’ve caught my attention ;) 

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Title: Edward Cullen: Purse Snatcher

Author: ericastwilight

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5322679/1/Edward-Cullen-Purse-Snatcher

Summary:  Edward is dared to do something stupid by his cousin Emmett. “Yeah, but do you think we should’ve told him that she’s the police chief’s daughter?” One stolen purse leads to so much more. E/B OOC-AH

Status: Complete

Excerpt: 

Emmett and I watched from the cafe window as Edward pulled on a pair of sunglasses and pulled the hood of his jacket up.

“Dude, do you think he’s going to go through with it?” Emmett asked, watching the scene play out before us. “Steal her purse, I mean.”

“Well, it’s not like you gave him much of choice,” I said as I watched Edward cross the street. He approached a young woman with long, dark hair window-shopping further down the street.

“Yeah, but do you think we should’ve told him that she’s the police chief’s daughter?” he asked.

I laughed; of course we could’ve told him, but where was the fun in that?

Why? That title made you think whhhhhhat?! Then you read the summary and you might even laugh to yourself, I know I did.  I loved this story because it felt so random and yet awesome at the same time. 

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Title: Failure To Thrive

Author:  Julesnerd

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5169904/1/Failure-to-Thrive

Summary:  Bella is sexually unfulfilled after four horrible encounters. She meets Edward Masen, and things begin to change. Edward is sexually insatiable and Bella has been told she’s frigid. B/E/AH/AU/OOC. Rated M for a reason! Lemons to follow. Humor/Sarcasm

Status: Complete

Excerpt: 

“How ’bout you? What’s your crime?”

“Insatiability,” he replied- his forehead wrinkled in an intense frown. He didn’t say anything else. He wasn’t smirking. His face was devoid of any irony. He actually looked…. troubled?

“Oh come on.”

“Huh? Oh! You think that was a line? No… uh… Miss Swan, is it? That was definitely not a line. I do not hunker in sex therapy offices to admit to pervy conditions in order to pick up women. I didn’t mock you. Please extend me the same courtesy,” he said with stilted dignity.

“Hunker, huh?” she snickered at him.

“Troll, loll, lollygag, skulk. Take your pick.”

“Swan…? Ms. Swan? Room two please. The doctor will see you in a few minutes.”

Why? I just love this.  I was laughing within the first minute of reading this & in the best way.

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Title: Puff Paint, Glitter and Tattoos

Author: twilightheaded23

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6497374/1/Puff-Paint-Glitter-and-Tattoos

Summary: 1ST PLACE WINNER IN THE WAYWARD PUSHERS “I’M WITH THE BAND CONTEST” – A boy band. A crush. A concert. A best friend’s brother who is the exact opposite of every fantasy Bella’s had… up until then.

Status: Complete

Excerpt: 

Our little screen door slammed behind me and I stopped dead in my tracks as I took in the car waiting for us.

It was black, sleek, sexy… and small.

However, my reaction to the car wasn’t nearly as strong as the one to the boy, man, stepping out of it. Black boots and dark ripped jeans swung out of the door as he climbed out. His faded navy shirt hugged his lean frame in the best way.

Why?  I have this obsession with one shot’s. Why you ask? If I start a long fic then I won’t stop until I’m done reading it..it’s a problem. So, to solve that, if I want to read really badly but don’t have a lot of time I read O/S. It works. I found this one and fell in LOVE! It’s cute and fun and flirty and sexy. 

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If you check out any of these fics…tell them StrictlyRobsten sent you :)

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How is everyone doing? It’s almost March, how crazy is that?! Breaking Dawn part 2 will be on DVD within a week. Holy bittersweet emotions! I’m excited to see it again and be able to pause and rewind the awesome parts. I’m pumped to see the extra scenes/features! I am so sad though that this is the last Twilight movie DVD. I know we’ll probably get special ones but..this is technically the last one! SO WEIRD. Okay enough of my rambling..

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Title: The Traveler

Author: MidnightLove87

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8429385/1/The-Traveler

Summary: Airport after airport, you travel around the world, but why? Is there rhyme or reason to it? When Bella’s new career has her traveling and bumping into the same fellow over and over will she chalk it up to coincidence or will she want more with him? Englishward/Olderward/Skyward Written for the one and only Midnight Cougar!

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“Here, can you use these?” I heard someone say in a deep British accent that made my toes suddenly want to curl, as I saw a hand jut out in front of my eyes, full of napkins.

Small miracles do happen.

“Yeah, thanks,” I said softly, realizing how loud I must’ve been.

I looked up, offering an apologetic smile to the beautiful stranger holding the napkins.

I stood there, momentarily frozen, struck by his initial beauty. As odd as that was to say about a man, it was true about this one. He put the word handsome to shame. His eyes were really what caught me. They were like a bright sea green that made me forget all about my leg, and the mess I had made.

“Let me know if you need anything else.”

Once he spoke, it was his voice that I couldn’t stop concentrating on. It was deep, but not rough at all. Almost sweet. And that accent… Wow… So fucking sexy!

I quickly began patting at the now cooling coffee, with the napkins the stranger had offered. In my dazed state, I had forgotten that I was still standing in the middle of an aisle on a busy airplane.

The beautiful man smiled at me, softly.

“Thank you,” I whispered, still a little stunned.

“You’re welcome, see you around,” he told me.

Excerpt: Completed

Why? BRITISH EDWARD? Why are you still reading this? You should be reading The Traveler. 

 

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Title: Wild Child

Author: FluffyLiz

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8251315/1/Wild-Child

Summary: Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he’s worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.

Status: Completed

Excerpt:

Bella recalled, with startling clarity, the first time she had set eyes on Edward Cullen, when he had been invited to dinner by her parents. She had been eight years old and Edward was interning at her father’s firm on some kind of student exchange scheme. The moment she saw him, standing in the living room talking to her dad, she had been enraptured. Tall and lean, with a shock of artfully gelled, glossy auburn hair, Bella had practically swooned when he turned to her with a wide smile—even at eight, Bella suspected she would never again experience a reaction so strong and all-consuming with any other man.

Fresh out of Harvard, Edward was a charming but cocky twenty-two year old American who thought he knew it all. But something about him drew in Charlie Swan and a father-son bond was forged between the self-made English millionaire businessman and the brash American trust-fund baby. And, despite his air of superiority, Edward found himself looking up to Charlie, admiring the tenacious spirit with which he had dragged himself out of his impoverished, single parent background of public housing and under-funded, inner-city schooling, to build a successful, multi-million pound publishing business.

Why? There’s a tension and intensity in this fic that I couldn’t pull myself away from. I was drawn in from the first chapter. Edward is powerful and bold, Bella is young and living life! If you’ve got some free time this weekend I definitely recommend giving this fic a try!

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How is everyone doing? I’m supposed to be getting two feet of snow today and tomorrow… for the record: I’m not a winter person. The only thing I like to do in the winter is ice skate and you can do that inside. So, I’ll probably be reading or writing during my snow day(s) :)

I got bored a few nights ago and made some banners for my Top 5 Favorite Completed FanFics. Check them out HERE if you’re interested. If you need the PDF’s then comment/tweet/message me and I can send them your way!

& onto our lovely rec’s for the weekend! One WIP and one Completed!

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Title: Professionally Professional

Author: DH78

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8660037/1/Professionally-Personal

Summary: Aspiring tattoo artist, Bella Swan works a nine-to-five job at Cullen Energy, Inc. When forced to work with the cold, elusive, and very hot CEO, she discovers they have something in common. Can she keep things professional personal? E/B Humor/Romance.

Status: WIP

Excerpt: 

That’s when I notice the file in his other hand, and when he places it on my desk right next to my keyboard, I look down.

His long fingers rest on the file, and my eyes follow upwards until I see something that totally screws with my brain.

Ink.

Just a sliver of black ink peaks out from under his very expensive looking silver watch and cuffed sleeve, right on the wrist.

Cullen’s tatted up.

This is a new development. And I’m totally turned on.

“By lunch time tomorrow, Miss Swan. Yes?”

Shit. He’s talking again.

When I look up, he’s staring at me like I must be crazy.

I must be.

I clear my throat nervously before replying.

“Yes, Cullen… I mean, yes, Mr. Cullen, sir. I’ll have that done and come for you… I mean… come to you tomorrow with the proposals. You can count on me, sir, Mr. Cullen… sir.”

Shit. I’m an imbecile.

His brow arches before he straightens and walks away.

Why:  Who are you kidding… you saw the word tattoo & were immediately intrigued! I was. It’s adorable and romantic and lusty lemony all at the same time.  I read the first chapter and I was hooked!

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Title: A Beautiful Mess

Author: Livie79

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7565451/1/A-Beautiful-Mess

Summary: Tormented by the past, Bella struggles to find her self worth. A musician at heart, her soul lies on the lines of her paper. A would be one night stand turns her world upside down. Can Bella see past her imagined flaws and allow someone to love her? ExB

Status: Completed

Excerpt: 

I tiptoed forward quickly, hoping to scoot past the door before the occupant came out, but instead ran straight into a warm body.

“Shit!” the girl in front of me gasped. I looked up into a pair of dull blue eyes ringed in red. She looked as fucked up as I felt. I sidestepped around her shaking my head.

“Sorry,” I whispered glancing behind me to make sure we hadn’t woken anyone. She followed my gaze before letting out a chuckle.

“Fuck and duck, huh?” she asked, leaning against the door frame and crossing her arms over her chest.

I shifted uncomfortably wanting to bypass this chit chat bullshit and get the fuck out of here.

“Yeah, something like that,” I sighed running my hand through my hair. She looked me over and nodded before motioning her head back behind her.

“The front door is straight down the hall and to the left.” she stated, pushing off the door frame.

Why? First off, this is an amazing author & you’ll be seeing more of her fics in my recs. Secondly, I really just fell in love with this story. Its emotional, angsty and pulls you right in. Those are my favorite kinds! 

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I had said I would try a “What I’m reading” fic each week but it’s too inconsistent right now. I will tell you Dissecting Edward, a fic I rec’d a couple weeks ago, has updated a few times since & WOW! It just keeps getting better. If you aren’t reading it, please do! The author is also incredibly sweet!

Title: Dissecting Edward

Author: ChynnaDoll36

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8320680/1/Dissecting-Edward

Summary: Edward is a 35 year old world reknowned cardio-surgeon, husband and womanizer. He wants out of his marriage. His wife has other ideas. She hires the expertise of, Dr. Bella Swan, marriage therapist, to save their marriage. Is it a wise decision to bring the gorgeous Dr. Swan and your cheating husband together in hopes of fixing a failed marriage? AH E&B story rated M for LEMONS.

 

Will you read any of these fics? Or all three?

Talk to me in the comments!

 

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Happy February! No, that’s not right… HAPPY FIC-UARY! Yes, that’s better. I can’t believe we’re already a month into 2013, it’s flying! I will say it every time but I am so thankful for the response that these posts get! I love sharing rec’s with you all and hearing what you’re reading!

Don’t forget…

If you’d like to suggest a fanfic it must be within these categories:

  1. Twilight fanfic
  2. Rob/Kristen’s films fanfic (i.e Cosmopolis, WTTR, WFE, Adventureland crossovers etc.)

* If you’re an author who is trying to get more readers, please feel free to email strictlyrobsten@gmail.com and let me know about your story! I’d love to check it out & possibly feature it on the site!*

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Title: Wisp

Author: Cris

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8051177/1/Wisp

Summary: Edward wins more than he bargained for at what was supposed to be a friendly poker game. AH. Ysar made me my banner!

Status: WIP

Excerpt: 

The sun hadn’t risen yet, but the grey pre-dawn light was getting brighter as Edward blinked away the fog of a night of poker. He rubbed his face, staring at the unwelcome truck in his driveway. James had said there were tools in there. Maybe there was something useful? Emmett wouldn’t mind—he could call it interest on the loan he’d extended Emmett.

Unlocking his house, Edward turned on the outside light and peered through the tinted windows on the side of the truck’s camper shell. The windows were so dark and dirty that he couldn’t see anything so, resigned, he fished the keys out of the cab and walked around back, slotting the smaller key into the lock on the back of the camper shell.

The key did not want to turn, but Edward jiggled it until it finally clicked. He turned the handle, hearing the grating sound of rusty parts, and shoved the vertical door up.

 

Why? Your heart will pound in your chest with every single chapter in this fic. It has a direct connection to your emotions and plays them like a harp. I completely recommend this fic & I know most of my friends do as well. Lots of angst — which makes me love it even more. I feel like it breaks the rules of TwiFic but in the BEST way possible.

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Title: A Pound Of Flesh

Author: jaxon22

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5926016/1/A-Pound-of-Flesh

Summary: To pay a debt she owes her father, Isabella Swan starts a new job as a prison tutor. Edward Cullen, with his own debts, is the Punk Ass inmate in her class. Can they fight the odds and their dangerous attaction to learn from each other? A/H, Lemons, OOC

Status: Completed

Excerpt: 

“Isabella,” Charlie gurgled as his knees hit the floor, his eyes blurring with blood, sweat and tears. “Please, baby.”

Isabella made to move towards him to help her hero but her arm was suddenly being pulled hard in the opposite direction. She breathed in slight relief, expecting to see Agent Ephraim holding her but was stunned to see a person not much taller than her, wearing a dirty, black hoodie, dragging her violently away from where her father was being beaten.

“No,” she screamed loudly as the stranger dragged her faster, “Daddy! Daddy!”

“Keep moving!” the stranger hissed from under his cap and hood. “We have to get away from them. They’ll kill your ass! Move!”

“I can’t,” Isabella sobbed. “My Dad…”

The stranger didn’t stop to listen as the adrenaline pumped through him and instead pulled her into the doorway of an abandoned building two blocks from where the resounding and terrifying sound of gunfire filled the air. Isabella screamed and yanked her hand hard from her rescuers grip. She began running back in the direction of the attack but was wrestled to the floor by strong and firm hands that pinned her down from behind.

Why: I read this as she updated and it was hell because it’s so absolutely epic that you just CAN’T put it down. I fell head over heels in love with PunkAssWard (PAW) and Bella/Peaches. Trust me when I say, if you haven’t read this already you must do it NOW!

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These are two of my most FAVORITE fanfics ever! Have you read either of them?  Are you going to read them now?

Love to hear your thoughts in the comments below!

 

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It’s the last Friday in January! How has everyone’s month been? How are you enjoying Fan Fiction Friday? What do you love about it? What would you like me to add/change? Let me know!

Two COMPLETED fics are located below! I also wanted to say that I’m so sorry for putting Bella? Marie? on my rec list when it hasn’t been updated in a while. I had just been reading it as well & for some reason wasn’t aware it’d been so long. I will do my best to make sure that doesn’t happen again!

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Title:  Offside

Author: Savage7289

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7036128/1/Offside

Summary: Edward’s the star keeper for the Forks High School soccer team, and is already being scouted by leagues overseas. Bella’s just moved from Phoenix and interferes with his…focus. Soccerward lives! Rated M for the good stuff, of course.

Status: Completed

Excerpt:

Motherf**king ref.

Red carding me.

Doesn’t he know who the fuck I am?

According to Shakespeare – some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. Somehow, I got all three.

Now how was anybody supposed to live up to that?

Why?  I know this is my second high school fic of the month but I really don’t read a lot of them. This one just really hit me hard and made an impression. Jockward/Soccerward is totally amazing.  I do love the angsty drama involved but the lemons totally make it worth it!  

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Title:  Broken

Author: jarielynn

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6006841/1/Broken

Summary: Three people: two brothers and one girl. The Cullen brothers both love the same girl, Bella Swan. Emmett is her high school sweetheart; Edward is the man helping her through her pre-law classes. Who will she choose? Inspired by the song- Need You Now.

Status: Completed

Excerpt:

On the other end of the phone he sat, desperately trying to convince himself to hang up. But he was selfish and his body trembled at the thought of not hearing her voice or seeing her face. He couldn’t let her go. He spent hours that night, drowning himself in whiskey, praying for the emptiness of sleep. It had not come and the alcohol only made him feel more desperate.

“I need you.” His voice cracked as he took a shuddering breath. “I need you and I shouldn’t, but it doesn’t matter. It should matter… I shouldn’t do this, but I can’t help it. Please. Come… I need you here with me.” He clutched the phone, his eyes closed, head bowed. If she denied him, he would die.

Why? If that excerpt doesn’t make you want to read this fic then I don’t know what will! Angst, lust, love, anger..sounds perfect to me! The moment I started this fic I couldn’t stop until I read the last word.

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February is Valentines Day! Do you have any V-day themed fics you’ve read?! Send them my way in the comments section or email us!

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I love when I find a fic that I get so lost in that when it’s over I feel like I’ve changed. I love when it pulls me in so much that my emotions are sensitive even when I’m not reading. I just love the all consuming nature of books and stories.

This is the 3rd week of Fan Fic Friday and I truly hope you’re enjoying it as much as I am. There are THREE rec’s in this week’s post because you’ve all been so supportive!

I’m going to try and add a “What I’m reading now” rec to my weekly one. It might not be as consistent but we’ll see..

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::WHAT I’M READING NOW::

Title: Dissecting Edward

Author: Chynnadoll36

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8320680/1/Dissecting-Edward

Summary: Edward is a 35 year old world reknown cardio-surgeon, husband and womanizer. He wants out of his marriage. His wife has other ideas. She hires the expertise of, Dr. Bella Swan, marriage therapist, to save their marriage. Is it a wise decision to bring the gorgeous Dr. Swan and your cheating husband together in hopes of fixing a failed marriage? AH E&B story rated M for LEMONS.

Status: WIP

Excerpt: 

“What?” I was getting annoyed from her eyes practically burning a hole through me.

“Are you ever going to stay the night?”

“You know that’s never going happen.”

“Why?”

She was beginning to test my patience. With one hand on my hip, I fixed her with an icy glare. “I’m married.”

“Marriage didn’t stop you from fucking me.”

This is where this part of the situation got difficult. They always got attached. They never seem to understand that I Edward A. Masen did not do attachments.

Why:  I was looking for angst and stumbled upon this one Wednesday night..oh my addicting! I read it all within 2 hours and I’m anxiously awaiting more. It’s a slow burn with twists and turns. Doucheward isn’t what he seems and Bella rubs him the wrong way..or is it the right way? Check this out now!

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Title: Love in My Box

Author: CosmoandMarvar

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5782455/1/Love-in-My-Box

Summary:  Bella’s an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Sp Brk in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who’s writing this!

Status: Complete

Excerpt: I’m hoping you have been thinking about me, too. I’d like to think that’s true.
If you are worried that I’m crazy, let me tell you something about myself.
I’m 24, single (obviously), have excellent personal hygiene (as you well know) *wink* and not an insane stalker person. My mother says I’m quite polite and charming. My sister calls me an introvert and tells me that I “need some fun in my life.” Hence, the trip to Miami and the aforementioned encounter. Not that meeting you was just ‘fun.’ It was . . . more. More than I can express through an email.

Why? Nerdward is always one of my favorites  (I think it has to do with my love for Rob in Bad Mothers Handbook & How to Be) and his first email to Bella is amazingly hilarious. You’ll love the progression of emails and the banter between them, he takes things too literally and its adorable. 

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Title: Bella? Marie?

Author: Nyomixx

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5868159/1/Bella-Marie

Summary: Learning to trust again can seem impossible if your heart was broken by someone you loved. So when Edward discovers he’s slept with Bella, his son’s loving but awkward nanny, after not recognizing her at a club, can he see past her glasses to the beautiful girl within? And can Bella forgive her father after his ultimate betrayal and embrace her future? MA/OOC/AH

Status: WIP

Excerpt: 

Mr. Cullen looked at me with more intensity than I had ever been able to imagine in my fantasies. It felt as if there was an electric charge between us. My skin sizzled as if on fire, aware of his proximity, and I wanted to get closer to him, to feel him touch me. Tentatively, I reached my hand forward to lay it on his arm, but I pulled back, biting my lip, still desperate for some kind of contact.

He must have noticed, because all at once, Mr. Cullen’s hand was on my waist, the heat from his hand burned through my dress as my hips moved in time with the music.

Why? Found this about a month ago and was so completely pulled in by the plot line! Marie is sexy and free while Bella is shy and composed. 

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Have you read any of these fics? Whether your answer is yes or no I’d love to hear from you in the comments!

*PLEASE send me the fics you’re reading now, want to read or have written in the comments below! I love new recs & am constantly looking for new fics to add to the FFF posts!*

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Hope you all enjoyed last week’s rec! This week’s rec is inspired by the fact that I’ve just spent a good chunk of time in airports/on a plane and couldn’t help but think of this fic.

 

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Title: Departures

Author: TheFicChick

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8625604/1/Departures

Summary: “Every day for the rest of my life, I will wonder how kissing a virtual stranger goodbye could have felt like a hello.”

Status: Completed

Excerpt: 

“Home?” he parrots, his frown and dubious tone mirroring my own.

I laugh. “Home,” I say with a little more conviction this time. “You know, home – mailbox, kitchen, bedroom.”

He arches an eyebrow. “Bedroom, huh?”

I shift in my seat. “What?”

He shakes his head, and as he breaks my gaze to look out the window, I can see that the tips of his ears are pink. “Sorry. I’ve been spending too much time with my brothers this week.”

Why?  Because you will want to go hang out in an airport with a heavy bag looking for a sexy man in uniform to offer you the seat beside him. I’m not even kidding. 

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Are you reading this fic? If so, tell me what you think in the comments! If not, are you going to start!?